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My Gullible Assistant Early in my career, I hired a fresh-faced assistant—a total newbie. After a couple of harmless studio shoots where he didn’t manage to set anything on fire (a good sign), I decided it was time to test him in the real world. So, off we went on a road trip to Bidar for a shoot at a telecom assembly unit. Now, these telecom units require precision work—tiny components, delicate soldering, nimble fingers. Naturally, most of the workforce was women. As soon as my assistant saw the scene, he froze like he’d just spotted a UFO. His eyes widened, mouth slightly ajar, and then he gasped in true cinematic fashion: "Abbbaaa... aurataan factory chalaa re!" I swear, me and the agency guy nearly rolled on the floor laughing. He looked at us confused, still processing the shock that women were not only present but running the show! We somehow composed ourselves and continued the shoot. A little while later, my assistant leaned towards me and whispered seriously: "...

 On 29th January 2026 , I was blessed with a rare and deeply sacred opportunity—to witness the Relics of the Buddha being ceremonially enshrined into a casket, destined to be embedded within the Stupa at Mahabodhi Buddha Vihara, Hyderabad . This was not merely an event. It was a moment where history, faith, prophecy, and silence came together. Very few are fortunate enough to witness such an occasion. To stand in that presence felt like standing at the crossroads of time itself. What Are the Relics of the Buddha? When an ordinary being is cremated, the body turns to ash. But when a Buddha attains Parinirvana , tradition tells us that the physical form transforms into crystal-like relics , pearl-shaped stones of extraordinary beauty—known as Śarīra . These relics are not symbolic. They are revered as sacred manifestations of enlightenment itself. Senior monks alone are entrusted with identifying, preserving, and guiding the destiny of these relics. The Role of Kings and Pag...

## 📸 **When a Star Walked In… Asking for a Bicycle** Long, long ago—before Aadhaar, PAN cards, selfies, or even common sense—there was only *trust*, *tea*, and timeless charm. Outside the famous **The Art Gallery** studio, a small crowd had gathered. A lady stood arguing with a bicycle hirewala. “**Arre bhai, please believe me… main wapas laa doongi,**” she pleaded. The hirewala folded his arms. “**Madam, bina guarantee cycle nahin milegi.**” No ID. No proof. No mercy. The voices grew louder. Curious, my uncle and father stepped out of the studio to see what the fuss was about. And then—it happened. My uncle froze. His jaw literally dropped. He whispered to my dad, “**Yeh… yeh toh Nadira hai!**” Yes. **Nadira.** The Nadira—fiery, fearless, unforgettable. One of the most striking actresses of her time… now standing helplessly, asking for a bicycle. My uncle turned to the hirewala and said calmly, “**Cycle de do. Guarantee main deta hoon.**” The hirewala looked confused. The lady looked...

 Photographer’s Tale It was the mid-70s — no fancy DSLRs, no digital previews, no Photoshop. Just raw skill, a 120 film roll, black-and-white negatives, and a camera slung on the shoulder with pride. My dad, Ramchandani Saab, was known as a wedding photographer — but in truth, he was something much more: a one-man express delivery system with a camera and a dream. Now here’s where the story turns cinematic. After covering a full-day wedding — sometimes wrapping up at 11 PM, and often even past 1 AM — any other photographer would’ve packed up and gone home. Not my dad. He’d head straight back to his studio darkroom, dragging along his trusted assistant, sleeves rolled up, fire still in his eyes. While the city slept, his studio would glow faint red from the safelight. He’d start developing the films himself — no waiting till morning, no outsourcing. This was his ritual. And while the chemicals did their magic, the air in the studio would fill with the smell of developer fluid, tobac...

  From Rejections to Reinvention: How Grit, Comics & Courage Shaped My Creative Madness Back in the late 80s and well into the 90s, I was fighting hard for my place in the unforgiving world of advertising and industrial photography. It wasn’t glamorous. It wasn’t easy. And it definitely wasn’t kind. I faced rejections, disappointments, rebukes, and days where failure stared me straight in the eye. Yet somehow, I never let my innocence go. I became street-smart, but I never became bitter. What kept me going was my stubborn “never give up” spirit… and books! Yes, books. Not the philosophical, heavy, intellectual ones—but the *real* lifesavers. Comics. Cosmopolitan. Vogue. Women’s magazines that taught me how to survive office politics, stay sane, navigate egos, ignore unnecessary drama, and rise above noise. I would rent them from my local circulation library and devour every page like oxygen. Alongside those, I’d splurge on photography magazines—especially American giants like...

**— Life at a Photo Studio Where Drama, Laughter & Madness Never Needed a Script** Working in a photography studio can give you many things in life — • **experience** • **lifelong friendships** • **plenty of grey hair** • and more importantly… a never-ending library of comedy scenes that no Bollywood writer could ever imagine 🤣 Some moments refuse to fade — even after decades. They live inside our hearts, and every time we narrate them, the laughter rolls out fresh, warm, and crispy… just like a good Hyderabad jalebi. Here are two of my absolute favourites. --- ## 🍯 1️⃣ The Great Jalebi Avalanche It was one of those classic late-night shoots — Tripods standing like soldiers, wires crawling like snakes on the floor, lights blazing like interrogation lamps, and six of us attacking biryani like hungry wolves discovering an extinct animal. Someone wiped sweat from his forehead and declared: **“Boss… biryani ke baad kuch meetha hona!”** And like every sensible Hyderabadi at 1:00 AM, I...